1. The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.-Anonymous
  2. I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world. -- Dr. Johnson
  3. There are three faithful friends -an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. -- Benjamin Franklin
  4. I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. -- Will Rogers
  5. The best thing about a man is his dog. -- French Proverb
  6. If a dog will not come to you after he has looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. -- Woodrow Wilson
  7. If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog. -- George Bernard Shaw
  8. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.-Ann Landers
  9. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. -Will Rogers
  10. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams
  11. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Josh Billings
  12. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy Rooney
  13. We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. -M. Acklam
  14. Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always, have to mix love and hate. -Sigmund Freud
  15. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. -Rita Rudner
  16. A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. –Robert Benchley
  17. Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like, never washed a dog. -Franklin P. Jones
  18. If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons. -James Thurber
  19. If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. -Unknown
  20. My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money. -Joe Weinstein
  21. Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! -Anne Tyler
  22. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. -Robert A. Heinlein
  23. If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. -Mark Twain
  24. You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!' - Dave Barry
  25. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras
  26. If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them. -Phil Pastoret
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